Wednesday, 15 June 2016
AL-RAQQA ABOUT TO FALL TO SYRIAN ARMY AS ISIS THIEVES EMPTY COFFERS AFTER DEATH OF AL-BAGHDAADI; THOUSANDS ESCAPING WRATH OF THE SYRIAN PEOPLE OF AL-RAQQA; ISIS PUNKS LEFT TO DIE HORRIFIC DEATHS AT HANDS OF RAQQANS
Maj. Gen. ‘Ali Mamlook, smiling into his telephone as news pours in of Al-Baghdaadi’s death at the hands of the Syrian Air Force. Gen. Mamlook heads the president’s National Security Council. He just recently denied meeting the chief of French intelligence or the president handing to a British delegation the names of ISIS terrorists from the U.K.
AL-RAQQA: All the news is confirmed. If you include the families of the rats who infested Al-Raqqa, then, over 5,000 have just left the city heading for Al-Mawsil in northern Iraq. And it gets even better.
The Head of ISIS’s Treasury, a Saudi ape (nyuk) by the name of Haatim Al-‘Utaybi has just flown the coop for destinations unknown with 100% of all the monies, gold and payroll accumulated by the terrorist gang. Our reports insist he is leaving Syria for Saudi Arabia where he plans to spend his ill-gotten gains on his favorite charity. The news of the Caliph of Cockadoodledoo’s death on Sunday, left many terrorists with a sour stomach – so sour, many, in fact started to depart the place warning the lower echelons to “remain steadfast” for the sake of the Paradise which awaits them. Evidently, that line is not as convincing as it was 2 years ago. Whole convoys of trucks carrying stolen furniture, collectibles, mattresses and suitcases are seen leaving the western side of the city. Some of the caravans were pounced upon by the air force and much damage is reported in a scene reminiscent of April 1975 Saigon.
“Gangsters Out” rendering of a rat leaving with the family jewels and all of the ISIS payroll money.
SAA rangers have established solid revetments only 3 kms from the Tabqa Airbase as the ISIS defenders are seen packing up and trying to leave across the river using row boats and rafts. The SAA is also only 5 kms from the Town of Tabqa.
News of Al-Baghdaadi’s death and the promise of no remuneration has taken the wind out of the terrorists’ sails with numerous communications being intercepted and analyzed showing a completely demoralized enemy, incapable of mounting even a semblance of a defense or damaging airbase infrastructure. SAA sharpshooters are all over the base’s perimeter and the rats fear roving on the open surface of the runways. (Good news: It has been confirmed that the rodents have not discovered entries into the underground storage facilities of the base and have no expertise to do so).
SyrPer predicts that the SAA will assault the base tomorrow and find almost no defenders.
Today, the SAA reported killing 18 ISIS terrorists and wounding scores. All enemy combatants were foreign, many from Saudi Arabia and Chechnya.
With the PKK advancing on Manbij under an American umbrella, the news in Al-Raqqais not being greeted with much appetite. The poor population anxiously awaits the arrival of their saviors in the shape of the Syrian Arab Army. Don’t expect the prostitute American media to show you the throngs greeting their liberators. (Note: The Kurds are not cooperating with the U.S. on Al-Raqqa. It is clear the Kurds are aware that the largely Syrian Arab population would prefer ISIS to them. The U.S. is apparently unhappy with this turn of events. They had visions of Obama landing in Tabqa under a sign that read: “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED”. Yawn.)
“WE ARE COMING! THIS IS THE INEVITABLE FATE OF THOSE WHO BORE WEAPONS IN THE FACE OF THE ARMY AND THE PEOPLE” (The General Staff of the Army and Armed Forces). This warning was spread all throughout Al-Raqqa by SAAF helicopters. (Photo courtesy of the Ba’ath Party)
“THE LAST FIFTEEN MINUTES! YOU, THE ONE BEARING ARMS. THE MOMENT OF TRUTH HAS ARRIVED. THE WORLD IS CHANGING QUICKLY. THE ARMY IS COMING. THINK ABOUT YOURSELF. WAITING IS HEMMING IN YOUR LIFE. DON’T HESITATE. HURRY AND THROW DOWN YOUR ARMS TO PRESERVE YOUR LIFE AND YOUR FUTURE.” (The General Staff of the Army and Armed Forces).
ALEX RASPUTIN SENDS THIS EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF ISIS FIGHTERS DOING WHAT IS NECESSARY TO LEAVE THE CITY BEFORE THE SAA ARRIVES:
River to Sea Uprooted Palestinian