Bye bye. Toodley-doo. Hasta la Vista, Arrivederci, Khodaa Haafez, Ma’a Al-Salaama, Sayonara, Ja-jing, On yong o-sayo, Au revoir, Auf Weidersehen, Salve tibi, Grrrrr, you swine! Just as he said goodbye to Sarkozy, Guido Westerwelle, Sergio Berlusconi, King Abdullah, Hamad and Madame Banana, Hillary Clinton, Zapatero, Morsi, Hamad bin Jaassim, inter alia.
Saturday, 25 June 2016
PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS A FOND FAREWELL TO BRITISH CRIMINAL, DAVID CAMERON; WELCOMES BORIS JOHNSON AND JEREMY CORBIN
Saddened by the abrupt and disgraceful exit of British war criminal and genocidal freak, David Cameron, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad demonstrates true empathy for the blackguard.
The British people have spoken and, quite candidly about their relationship with the murderously tight association of gangsters called the European Union. Not satisfied with the specious arguments of those Zionists who support the EU because it makes Zionist control over the lives of Europeans so much easier, the people of the U.K. hoisted a middle finger at the whole blithering project and told Obama, Merkel, Junker and the rest of the no-gooders pulling the oars of that sinking ship that they wanted to be free of it. Cameron, a most dishonorable and cheap variety of bathroom scum, felt the pressure of his indecorous financial missteps, his support for terrorism in Syria and his inability to secure the confidence of his own people, and did what he would have to do anyways and that was to go back to his cesspool in Saudi Arabia and permit Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn to finally rise to their position as premier, as though they were born to it. Boris Johnson’s encomium upon Cameron’s resignation was hilarious for its irony.
Mr. Cameron has no role to play in Britain’s future. Cameron was illegitimate. He must go. He must oblige Mr. Johnson by allowing him to bring in a transitional government to unite the people of Britain.
And so, with an heavy heart, Dr. Assad bids “Farewell to David Cameron”.
PHOTO OF THE DAY: AMERICA’S ALLY, KUWAIT, SLAUGHTERS BOMB-SNIFFING YANKEE DOGS; MAN’S BEST FRIEND, INDEED:
ISIS suicide driver seen here after being killed by Syrian Army regulars. (Thanks, Khaled)
That was his vehicle with the words “The Islamic State, Army of the Caliph” written on it.
CARTOON OF THE DAY (Thanks, Khaled)