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Wednesday, 8 June 2016

SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES APPROACH TO AL-RAQQA AND TABQA; FIRST WOMAN SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE ELECTED BY FIRM MAJORITY; JORDAN STRUCK BY JORDANIAN REBEL! MANY RAT LEADERS ELIMINATED TODAY.

الجيش يقترب من تقاطع الطبقة ويتابع عملياته بعد العاصفة الغبارية
AL-RAQQA:  Due to a blinding dust storm, the SAA was slowed down somewhat to a position 8 miles to the east of where I reported they were yesterday.  They are now at the crossroads of Al-Rusaafa and the State Highway Police Station on the International Freeway to Al-Raqqa.  Our army is now 18 kms from the Tabqa Dam area racing against the American-supported Kurd puppets whose allegiance to Syria is mos suspect and whose destiny appears bleak, at best. The dust storm did slow us down about 24 hours or more as the fully mechanized force was compelled to hunker down in order to protect both men and materiel.  The SAAF and RuAF were not distracted by weather conditions, however,  and continued to fly sorties overhead at points not concealed by the whirling vortex of sand.
One pack of ISIS rodents lost its way as it tried to move eastward toward Al-Raqqa.  It was pursued by SAA rangers who surrounded it and exterminated every rodent on board the trucks.  As of today, the SAA and its allies have lost only 9 soldiers.  That’s all folks!  The operation is going so smoothly, the ISIS vermin cannot inflict appreciable losses on our army.
We are now, also, at Abu Al-‘Allaaj, the SyriaTel Hill and all hills 7-9 kilometers fromZakiyya Village Crossroad as the army pursues a strategy of controlling the Al—Raqqa-Aleppo-Tabqa Dam Lake-Albukamaal Highway.   The lake is also known as Assad Lakeand Tabqa Reservoir.    


Top Saudi ISIS Commander Killed in Syrian Air Strike in Raqqa
Saudi rodent and expert child molester “Abu Yusuf Al-Jazraawi” (Id pending) was killed yesterday as the Syrian Army advanced well past Dayr Haafir in eastern Aleppo Province.  He was escaping the approach of the SAA when a Sukhoi pounced on his Jeep.  He was reported to have stood up from his position on the back of the flatbed to fire at the jet.  It was a scene straight out of Lawrence of Arabia.  The bomber unleashed a volley of machine gun fire setting the Jeep ablaze with three of the rodent’s favorite catamites inside, incinerating them mercifully in the flames of Hell which have been prepared for them most adequately by Satan.  The Saudi was thrown clear of the explosion,but, quite dead,  and will have to wait a short time before the Chef arrives.
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DAMASCUS:  SYRIAN PARLIAMENT ELECTS FIRST WOMAN SPEAK OF THE HOUSE
لأول مرة في سورية...امرأة تفوز بمنصب رئيس مجلس الشعب
We have a woman Vice President in Dr. Najaah Al-‘Attaar.  Now we have our first female Speak of the House in the Syrian Parliament (People’s Assembly).  She is Dr.Hadiyya Khalaf ‘Abbaas who received her Ph.D. in agricultural engineering from her native Dayr El-Zor College of Agricultural Sciences.  She was elected by a strong majority.  Of note, Syrian movie producer, Najdat Anzoor, from Aleppo,  who gained fame by humiliating the House of Saud in a movie depicting the life of its founder as a thief, murderer, pedophile, sneak and pimp was elected her deputy.  Also, Khaalid ‘Abbood and Raami Saalih, were elected secretaries of the Parliament.  All names mentioned are Sunnis.
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LATAKIA AND ALEPPO:  NOTORIOUS RODENTS AND CHILD KILLERS EXTERMINATED BY SYRIAN ARMY!
Top Ahrar al-Sham Commander Killed in Clashes with Syrian Army in Latakia
LATAKIA:  Above lies the carcass of Ismaa’eel ‘Ali-Baashaa, a/k/a “Abi Dhiyaa` Banash after being struck in the throat by a bullet fired by one of the Syrian Army’s best sharpshooters.  He was killed in a battle at Tal Al-Haddaada near Al-Rubay’ah.  His carcass has been ground into a fine fertilizer and will be smuggled into a kibbutz for use in Cabalistic rites.
ALEPPO:  Yesterday, the vulture known as “Childkiller”, one Waa`il Al-Haaj-Hussayn(a/k/a Faarooq Al-Shaami) was killed in the area of South Al-Raashideen by a Syrian Army infantryman.  He gained fame by killing Christian and Alawi children as a way of teaching them a lesson for not following his kind of non-Islamic nihilism.  Recently, the vulture was heard telling fellow vermin that he wanted to increase the number of dead children in Aleppo in order to pressure Dr. Assad to make a deal and stop the advance of the Syrian Army.  His ideas apparently were not terribly productive.
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JORDAN:  In a subtle new message to the bloated dwarf half-breed lime-encrusted creep king of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordanteezia, an armed “freedom fighter” opened fire on a group of Jordanteezian intelligence agents liaised with their British rodent slavemasters at the sprawling Baq’a Palestinian refugee camp about a 12 kilometer stone’s-throw from the monarch’s rat hole at Raghadaan Palace.   The Brits were there “training” the vetted “moderate opposition” (don’t start guffawing, now) to fight in Syria.  5 Jordanteezian rodents were killed, not 3 as some of the pushover media are claiming.  We wish them all a speedy descent into Hell.
FILE PHOTO © Muhammad Hamed
The Baq’a Camp is the largest of all the camps in Jordan housing about 200,000 Palestinians.  When your editor, Ziad, was in Jordan training in 1968, he regularly visited this place on his way to his bases in Krayma and Dayr-Ullaah, and made many friends.  Unfortunately for Jordan, their security services are about as incompetent as they can be.  Jordanians can sometimes look and appear like Saudis – inept, shiftless and traitorous.  The gunman and freedom fighter managed to pull off this spectacular act of heroism in broad daylight and remains at large with the Jordanians trying to figure out where he might have gone.  So sad. Sigh.
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