Saturday, 8 April 2017
Gloves Are for Sissies: Photographs Show White Helmets Are Immune to Sarin
Thu, Apr 6, 2017
Who needs basic protective gear when dealing with chemical WMDs? The White Helmets have superhuman abilities
One thing everyone can agree on: The White Helmets are so, so brave for rushing to the scene of a “sarin gas attack” on Tuesday without even basic protective gear such as “gloves”.
Again, this is because the White Helmets are extremely brave — not because they stage videos. Anyone who doubts the White Helmets’ superhuman abilities — note the lack of “not dying” while they run around in a sarin gas wasteland — is a deranged conspiracy theorist, according to “responsible” news outlets and Twitter pundits.
But some refuse to bend the knee.
AntiWar.com’s Justin Raimondo has distinguished himself with his “basic critical thinking skills” — quite rare for Twitter, as we’re sure you are well aware:
It’s not a Sherlock Holmes mystery: You can’t just run headfirst into a sarin gas attack all willy-nilly without proper protection.
Correction: You can run headfirst into a sarin gas atack, but you will “feel the burn”, as they say:
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