"Netanyahu may delay Iran strike so his wife can see Madonna"

Via FLC

(Satire, of course) "Sara Netanyahu’s infatuation with Madonna is likely to push back any Israeli pre-emptive strike against Iranian nuclear sites, sources inside the Prime Minister’s Office revealed Wednesday.

With the American superstar, the Red Hot Chili Peppers – and possibly even Guns N’Roses – coming to perform here over the next few months, Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu is struggling to find the right date this summer to strike Iran.

“Bibi, and especially Sara, love those acts and do not want to miss the chance of seeing them play in Israel,” said the source, adding that Sara Netanyahu’s favorite singer is Madonna, and that since the two “divas” met-up last time the Material Girl was in town, they have become fast Facebook buddies.

“They are very good friends, poking each other all the time and sharing each others posts. Madonna even lent Mrs. Netanyahu a pointed bustier and a pair of thigh-high latex boots last time they met in London,” said the source, who is close to the prime minister and his family.

A spokesman for the Prime Minister’s Office confirmed Netanyahu’s summer dilemma, adding that the PM himself has become a big fan of social-media forum Facebook in recent months ever since the round of satirical “Dugri” images of himself had gone viral.

“The prime minister especially takes note of activist groups on Facebook asking him for things,” said the spokesman, referring to a recent Facebook group that called on Netanyahu to hold off Israel’s preemptive strike on Iran until after Madonna had performed on May 31..."

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