TERRORIST ‘ALLOOSH ANNOUNCES UNITY WITH SYRIAN GOVERNMENT TO FIGHT ISIS; WE TOLD YOU SO

Ziad Fadel 

Only Syrian Perspective has been telling its readers the truth about Zahraan ‘Alloosh and his efforts to use the Saudi card to engineer his extraction from the noisome mess in which he finds himself today.  In the picture seen above, during happier days when he had the key to Istanbul, he slurped, snarled, ranted and raved about his great “Army of Islam” and how he was going to liberate Syria by sending it back 10 centuries to the Dark Ages.

‘Alloosh has been negotiating with the Syrian authorities for months now.  The advances of the Syrian Army so close to his favorite spider hole have somehow convinced him to make an offer Dr. Assad could easily refuse.  ‘Alloosh has told the Syrian authorities he “wants to participate with the Syrian state in fighting ISIS.”  He also has told our cynical generals that he is “the best suited to fight ISIS”. Yawn.

But get this, he has announced his desire to join in the search for a “political solution” to the Syrian catastrophe he helped to create.  Isn’t that reassuring?  He may wind up in Moscow with the opposition to negotiate his own descent into oblivion.

An officer who defected from the Syrian Army to join ‘Alloosh, Abu ‘Udayy, responded to the statements of his leader.  Your editor, Ziad, will translate some of the responses:

“’Alloosh spoke his words during a speech attended by major leaders and notables in the various groupings of the Ghoutaa.”  He then went on: “He (i.e. ‘Alloosh) has emerged in our eyes as a new form of “Shabbeeh” on Syrian soil.”  He continuted:  “Lastly, Zahraan said it openly after his negotiations with the “regime” were going on in secret.”  “His true face has appeared after those who came before him like Jamaal Ma’roof and ‘Abdul-Jabbaar Al-‘Ukaydi”.  He concluded his diatribe against ‘Alloosh by asking in colloquial Syrian: “What do you call this leader?”

Well, we know exactly what to call him.  In any case, some of you who enjoy linking events together might consider the fact that Syria has the intention of reopening its embassy in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, during the next 14 days.  Coincidence? Maybe.  Enjoy victory, my friends.

By the way, ‘Alloosh reads SyrPer. We kept telling him how close the SAA was getting. Nyuk.

Doumaa:  A Libyan monkey working for ‘Alloosh was killed by the SAA last night, a Mu’aadh Al-Mashshaati.  We believe ‘Allosh turned him in.  Good show, Zahraan.

‘ALLOOSH SHOWS GOOD FAITH BY TURNING DOUMA’S CITIZENS OVER TO THE SAA FOR RELIEF.  IT IS JUST HAPPENING NOW.

THE LIBERATION OF DOUMAA IS AT HAND. !!!!

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