Cohen me, Cohen you. Allah! There is nothing we can do!

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Thanks God we have Nick'le Cohen teaching the Goyim all about Islam. Without our Cohen who would know their Hadith from their gefetifish?! Oi, you see poor little Nick'le isn't happy at all with these meshegine Muslims. They are not quite democratic, feminist or atheist enough for a Cohen, so he decided to make Islam a little bit more kosher.

Every Sunday Nick'le tells us about the 'secular Muslims' as if Islam were not a faith, but rather a racial condition or a library of recipes involving lots of garlic. He is so funny, he thinks that Islam and Christianity is like Judaism (something between a profession and a political affiliation). He is always quoting EX Muslims, recovered Muslims, even fake Muslims - like the feruketr Hassan Butt who pretended to be retired Al-Qaeda just so he could make money selling his story to Guardian readers and enthusiast Cohens.

Basically Nick'le is a true liberal humanist, he doesn't mind Muslims at all, just so long as they don't believe in Allah.

Oi it is so nice that all the self-hating Jews - Kovel and Finkystein are smeared and mocked, even forced to leave their jobs, while self-hating Muslims are quoted approvingly every week - even if they only pretend to be a Muslim for cash (unlike our prominent elder who allegedly paid cash to be honored). Take it from Auntie. As long as we give trouble to self hater Jews and approve the self hater Muslims, our Jewish power is safe!

United Against Allah

Hadith - an instruction manual for terrorists
Meshegine - crazy person
Feruketr - major lunatic

Cohen - a Jewish religious priest

Posted by Auntie Ziona at 10:01 AM

Labels: ed hussain, Finkelstein, hassan butt, Islam, Jews, Kovel, nick cohen, secular muslims