Make them an offer they can't refuse.
For thousands of years, the noble Jewish race has been forced to wander the earth chased from pillar to post by crazed Gentiles, babbling incoherently, burning, looting, raping, pillaging in an unending attempt to rid their barbaric world of this uniquely gifted people. How they have managed to survive is a miracle in itself. The simple minded Christians with their paganistic religion of craven images were enough of a horror until the Jews re-encountered the Muslim masses, all wearing scarves and brandishing rocks and stones.
Forced to inhabit such hellholes as Tel Aviv, White Plains, Shaker Heights, and Beverly Hills, these brave people once again, cry out for mercy.
And we as a nation of freedom loving peoples must once again reach out to them and pluck them from their despair in the ghettos of Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Manhattan, the city of London, and Hollywood.
But there is a home! Birobidjan beckons. This Jewish Autonomous Region carved out of the Soviet Union by Stalin for the Jews is a pristine land of lakes and mountains and endless fields of waving grain, and most importantly, no Gentiles. A dream come true. A world sans Goyim.
No hordes of Palestinian children descending on Israel. No tiresome Christians mumbling the Lord's prayer. As the Jews tell us that they have spent their history living in terror of the Gentiles, they must surely welcome such a heaven sent solution to their dilemma. In Birobidjan the Jews can put their superior intellects to work and build their society their way, no sharing anything with anybody else. Noahide Laws, Kosher tax, kosher food and quips about Christians all day everyday. And nothing to complain about, unless you want to, of course.
A dream come true is being offered to the Chosen. It is an offer they just couldn't refuse. Could they?
For thousands of years, the noble Jewish race has been forced to wander the earth chased from pillar to post by crazed Gentiles, babbling incoherently, burning, looting, raping, pillaging in an unending attempt to rid their barbaric world of this uniquely gifted people. How they have managed to survive is a miracle in itself. The simple minded Christians with their paganistic religion of craven images were enough of a horror until the Jews re-encountered the Muslim masses, all wearing scarves and brandishing rocks and stones.
Forced to inhabit such hellholes as Tel Aviv, White Plains, Shaker Heights, and Beverly Hills, these brave people once again, cry out for mercy.
And we as a nation of freedom loving peoples must once again reach out to them and pluck them from their despair in the ghettos of Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Manhattan, the city of London, and Hollywood.
But there is a home! Birobidjan beckons. This Jewish Autonomous Region carved out of the Soviet Union by Stalin for the Jews is a pristine land of lakes and mountains and endless fields of waving grain, and most importantly, no Gentiles. A dream come true. A world sans Goyim.
No hordes of Palestinian children descending on Israel. No tiresome Christians mumbling the Lord's prayer. As the Jews tell us that they have spent their history living in terror of the Gentiles, they must surely welcome such a heaven sent solution to their dilemma. In Birobidjan the Jews can put their superior intellects to work and build their society their way, no sharing anything with anybody else. Noahide Laws, Kosher tax, kosher food and quips about Christians all day everyday. And nothing to complain about, unless you want to, of course.
A dream come true is being offered to the Chosen. It is an offer they just couldn't refuse. Could they?
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