Ziad Fadel

ON THE LEBANESE BORDER: SyrPer can confirm over 50 terrorists killed yesterday and last night as the Syrian Army imposes fire control over the 2 crossings at Al-Musayyib and Al-Hamraa which connect Faleeta in Syria to its fat sister in ‘Arsaal across the border. SAAF pounded the vermin all day yesterday with SAA artillery giving them no outlet. The carcasses are being assessed at 2 areas freshly deloused at Qarn Al-Sayyid Salaama and Qarn Shu’bat Al-Hamraa. (In this context, “Qarn” means “summit”). This is a major setback for the terrorists in Damascus. At the latter, Monzer estimates dead rats at 80+ with many wounded.

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Qaarra and Al-Mushrifa: Fighting here with no details available.

ZIBDEEN and JISREEN: ISLAMIC ARMY LEADER, ZAHRAAN ‘ALLOOSH, TAKES A RIGHT UPPERCUT TRYING TO AID DYING RODENTS IN AL-MALEEHA. CONFIRMED.

Yesterday, ‘Alloosh the Rat, made a big deal by appearing before some of his litter-mates and urging them on to fight for the besieged “comrades” in Al-Maleeha. Two attempts from Zibdeen and Jisreen went wildly awry when SAA and NDF laid traps for them all along their march, much of it by foot. Estimates are that over 65 of ‘Alloosh’s vultures are being cremated as I write.

Al-Maleeha: Horrendous situation for the terrorists as their ammunition is running out. North of the Tamico Pharmaceutical Complex, the SAA wiped these cockroaches out:

Diyaab Qaassem
Faarooq Bahjat
‘Abdul-Mu’een Al-`Annoof
Khaleel Mahmoud
Muhammad Al-Hussni
‘Aamer Al-Sirhaan

Another 12 could not be identified.

Al-Maleeha at the 2 rubber factories and the match factory, SAA surrounded and killed an undisclosed number of rodents.

Al-Maleeha South of the Al-Fath Mosque, at the Bakeries’ Street and School Complex, SAA continued to find nests of huddled vermin waiting for their savior to come. No details about the fate of these groveling organisms.

Kafr Batnaa: More of ‘Alloosh’s child molesters went down in a firefight:

Khayri Hamaada
Sadreddeen Khalaf
‘Awni Hussayn
Muhammad Jaassem
Mansoor ‘Ali-Bayk
Haareth Safarjalaani

Another 11 could not be identified. All were reportedly Syrian.

‘Aaliya Farms in Doumaa: Zahraan ‘Allosh’s probable grave will be dug here, unless some kind soul cooks him in the purifying fires of Hell. ‘Alloosh is getting on the radar screen much more now given his renowned sloppiness. More of his filthy insects were snuffed out yesterday. No details.

Waadi ‘Ayn Turma: 16 confirmed dead rodents lie on the ground awaiting Charon’s boat to ferry them across the River Styx. I have no names.

Jawbar: 7 rats killed and 7 wounded in a firefight.

Al-Zabadaani: Nice environment these days for flushing out hiding criminals. At the Taxi Station Quarter, the NDF with help from locals rousted some vultures and killed 4 of them. No names.

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HAMA/IDLIB: MORE NEWS ABOUT MORK:

Mork (Al-Mawrek): Yesterday, a nest of terrorists belonging to the Brigade of the Martyrs of Haysh (yawn)was destroyed by SAA.