SOORAAN LIBERATED; RATS BEING KILLED SYSTEMATICALLY ALL OVER SYRIA; ALEPPO ATTACK A FARCE; HUNDREDS OF TERRORISTS GO TO HELL WITH THEIR AMERICAN PAYCHECKS

Friday, 28 October 2016

SOORAAN LIBERATED; RATS BEING KILLED SYSTEMATICALLY ALL OVER SYRIA; ALEPPO ATTACK A FARCE; HUNDREDS OF TERRORISTS GO TO HELL WITH THEIR AMERICAN PAYCHECKS

الجيش السوري يستعيد السيطرة على بلدة صوران بريف حماة الشمالي

As I told my readers 2 days ago, the SAA was storming Sooraan. Yesterday, it was liberated completely by the Tiger Forces.

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.271411&lon=36.748409&z=13&m=b

Mechanized armored units stormed the southern and eastern defenses of the town last night using night-vision equipment which enabled the army to roll over all fortifications crushing scores of screaming rodents under their metal treads. Wael tells me that the majority of the rats were foreigners who could be heard screaming in their own language as infantrymen from the Republican Guard had it at them with bayonets skewering them through their drug-infested pelts. All farms around the town were also freed of the rodent plague of Wahhabism. I have been told, also, that the Russian Air Force played a major role here by attacking rodent groups who were preparing to give assistance at the southern and eastern sides of the town. They never made it.

American-made weapons provided by the Turks and bought by the craven Saudi monkeys were seized or destroyed. 9 pickup trucks were demolished with their crews flying in the explosions like flies on a flicked apricot pit. The army also blew up 2 armored cars and dry-roasted 4 of the Jaysh Al-Fath commanders in a Toyota 4-wheel drive truck. Their names have not been disclosed.

The army has not stopped moving. Next door, in sleepy Teebat Al-Imaam, the army is about to suffocate the starving rats inside before moving in to exterminate them. In the meantime, the RuAF is flying over Idlib to insure no reinforcements can arrive to help the doomed rodents. They have struck hard at terrorist positions belonging to Jaysh Al-Fath at Khaan Shaykhoon, Sarja, Ma’arrat-Massreen, Al-Baara, Heesh.

The SAAF has also struck hard at the following areas: Teebat Al-Imaam, Al-Mawrik (Mork), Al-Lataamina, Al-Masaasina.

SAA engineers are dismantling a network of IEDs and mines as I write.

ALEPPO:

Well, it was not a good day for suicide truck drivers. Oh, what I mean, is that it was not a good day in the sense that they couldn’t make it to their target. But, as a consolation prize, the SAA was happy to send them straight to Hell. Sure, they were dreaming of all those prostitutes their Devil-God was going to provide to them in an earthly paradise reminiscent of Club Med. However, I just don’t think they got that far.

Yesterday, the boring rodents announced their new campaign to lift the siege on Aleppo. Yeah, sure. Amazingly, this campaign involved a 2 pronged assault, the first led by Jabhat Al-Nusra to the southwest and ISIS to the southeast. Both assaults were stymied by incompetent suicide drivers who kept barreling forward despite the obvious presence of Kornet rocket operators who turned their vehicles into flaming sarcophagi. In all, 6 trucks conveyed their drivers into the void.

The Nusra/Alqaeda attack centered on the Air Force College but was repelled efficiently by very experienced SAA infantrymen with the help of the Russian Air Force and SAAF flying Hind helicopters. Don’t believe anything you hear about “advances” by the rodents. Didn’t happen, period.

The number of rodents deaths exceeds 150 based on spotters’ estimates. The area is still too dangerous for precise assessment.