Click on image to enlargeOy oy oy, we knew our Obambi'le wouldn't let us down.
The whole world is throwing their shoes at us and screaming for sanctions against Yisrael, but on his first day at the Oival Office, our goy golem reached out his hand of friendship to us, the Jewish people.
Feh! The anti-semites in Scandinavia, Jordan and even here in the UK are leaving our persimmons and avocados to rot in our warehouses, the Italian islamofascists are boycotting Jewish businesses, the Syrian holocaust deniers are holding Goyza War Crimes Exhibitions, and even in Yisrael itself some meshuggenah human rights activists have set up a War Crimes Tribunal website giving instructions for the arrest of our Olmert, Barak and Tzipi'le!
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And what did our Obambi'le do on his first working day as POTUS'le? Did he call up that fahklumpte Ban Ki-moon to convey his concern about the civilian casualties and the accidental bombing of UN schools, food aid warehouses and hospitals? Oy, no. Auntie has the feeling the UN party-poopers weren't even invited to the Inauguration Ball!
No, as soon as his morning coffee was on his desk, our beautiful shabbat goy President called our Olmert to rejoice in the partnership netween Yisrael and Americe. And then he called our loyal friend, Hosni'le, who helped us keep food and doctors from finding their way to the hamasniks from Egypt during the war.
And then Obambi made a very special call to our Mahoud'le Abbas, letting him know that it doesn't matter that he's no longer president, to us he will always be the leader of the Palestinian people, especially the Goyzans.
Obambi'le understands us, the Jewish people. He is mishpokhe.
Nu shoin, if you prick us, do we not bleed? And if you play music to us, shall we not dance?
United Against the Goyzans
Fahklumpt — mixed up, confused
Feh - the shortest, most efficient way to say that something smells
Golem - an artificial creature created from mud by a rabbi using magic, endowed with supernatural strength and used to further the goals of its creator. The most famous was made by Rabbi Loew in the 16th century to defend the Jews of Prague from a pogrom.
Meshuggenah - crazy, someone who is nuts
Mishpokhe - family, kin, can also mean "crime family"
Shabbat goy - the gentile employed in a Jewish household on the Sabbath-day to perform services which are religiously forbidden to Jews on that day
Feh! The anti-semites in Scandinavia, Jordan and even here in the UK are leaving our persimmons and avocados to rot in our warehouses, the Italian islamofascists are boycotting Jewish businesses, the Syrian holocaust deniers are holding Goyza War Crimes Exhibitions, and even in Yisrael itself some meshuggenah human rights activists have set up a War Crimes Tribunal website giving instructions for the arrest of our Olmert, Barak and Tzipi'le!
Click on image to enlargeNo, as soon as his morning coffee was on his desk, our beautiful shabbat goy President called our Olmert to rejoice in the partnership netween Yisrael and Americe. And then he called our loyal friend, Hosni'le, who helped us keep food and doctors from finding their way to the hamasniks from Egypt during the war.
And then Obambi made a very special call to our Mahoud'le Abbas, letting him know that it doesn't matter that he's no longer president, to us he will always be the leader of the Palestinian people, especially the Goyzans.
Obambi'le understands us, the Jewish people. He is mishpokhe.
Nu shoin, if you prick us, do we not bleed? And if you play music to us, shall we not dance?
United Against the Goyzans
Fahklumpt — mixed up, confused
Feh - the shortest, most efficient way to say that something smells
Golem - an artificial creature created from mud by a rabbi using magic, endowed with supernatural strength and used to further the goals of its creator. The most famous was made by Rabbi Loew in the 16th century to defend the Jews of Prague from a pogrom.
Meshuggenah - crazy, someone who is nuts
Mishpokhe - family, kin, can also mean "crime family"
Shabbat goy - the gentile employed in a Jewish household on the Sabbath-day to perform services which are religiously forbidden to Jews on that day
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