A klog is mir! We just received news that a a direct hit was made by a quasam rocket on a chicken coop in Sderot yesterday.
Oy gevalt, at least ten chickens have been diagnosed with panic symptoms, and there are rumours of an acute shortage of chicken soup in southern Israel for the next twelve hours.
Chicken against Zionism called today for an end to the violence. They published their collective cluck on Hens Sans Frontiers, the official voice of Chickens for Peace.
The Deputy of British Chickens is calling on chickens around the world to unite against hamasnik terror, and Boychick Greenstein of the Independant Chicken Voice and Brighton Unemployed Layers Centre has called for a world-wide strike on egg production.
Sderot shall not burn! An egg for an egg!
United against minor injuries
A klog is mir — Woe is me.
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