Ketchup as a Weapon of Mass Distraction

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Oy gevalt, these Welsh islamofacists caused such tsooris at Tesco'le with the ketchup. Meh keyn brechen!

What are we going to do when they extend the war against West Bank food into a war against kosher food in general?

Thanks be to G_d that they were arrested.

But perhaps our Professor van Creveld'le should explain to these meshuggenah anti-Semites that we have a nuclear missile pointed directly at Swansea at this moment.



United Against the Boycott

Meh keyn brechen -"You can vomit from this!" "Go to your sister's house for dinner? Forget it! I don't know which makes me brech more… her food or her décor!"
Meshuggenah - crazy, nuts
Tsooris (tsoor-riss) - grief, heartache. "You think you've got tsooris? My daughter joined the Moonies. My wife is having an affair with the gardener. And I just lost $10,000 in the stock market!" (note: "Who's Got Bigger Tsooris" is a competitive sport in the Jewish Olympics.)