Oy, I am so happy today and also proud to be Jewish.
I just read on Ynet that "Forty-eight Palestinian orphans whose parents were killed in bombings during Operation Cast Lead were planned to arrive in Israel on Wednesday for two weeks of rest and recovery from their grim reality at home."
It is all organised by the Kibbutz Movement. The Kibbutzniks are very special people who like to share everything, they even share schnitzel with orphans from Goyza.
On Ynet they say that "the Kibbutz Movement educates its sons to be the first on the battlefield and kill the enemy before being killed, and on the other hand, once the cannon fire stops, we adopt orphan children who, maybe, thanks to our humanitarian effort, we'll put an end to the wars in the future."
We the Jewish people are so kind and wonderful. Even when we kill their papa'les and mama'les, we are generous enough to give the orphans a bit of schnitzel, gefilte and chicken soup with lokshen, so they never join the meshuggenah Hamas once they they are old enough to become ticking bomb'alchs.
On Ynet they say that the "The children who have received love from us will remember this experience for many years and when they grow up will reach out for peace."
And I tell you. if it doesn't work out, if they become suicidal once they grow up, we can always kill them again and give refuge, schnitzel and gefilte to their children.
Schnitzel United
Gefilte - an amalgam of fish and loaf of bread
Kibbutz - a synagogue of Marxists
Lokshen - noodles
Meshuggenah - crazy, nuts
Papa'les and mama'les - that which the orphans lack
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